- The longer I’m married the more feminine I get. I now know what channel TLC and Lifetime are and can name shows from both….shoot me.
- It’s not always a good idea to say what you’re thinking even if what you are thinking is hilarious…to you.
- Sometimes it’s easier to agree not because you are wrong but just so you don’t have to be nagged anymore.
- You are more likely to get lucky if you clean the house instead of putting on the moves.
- The art of not really listening but being able to pick out the important pieces when your wife ask “If you’re listening to me what did I just say?”
Love you honey!
